TIME TRAVEL?!

What the deuce is this?

A special blog about a special girl;
She saw the Earth spin and gave it a whirl;
She wants to write;
She wants to travel;
But she’s trapped in a cubicle;
Watching her youth unravel.
At 22 she finds life full,
At 23 she’s found it can be quite dull.
Alas, she’s found an invention,
One so simple that it’s barely worth a mention;
Come, grab a beer and have a seat;
Listen to a story that’s incomplete;
Let’s take a spin in the time machine;
And I’ll show you how I lived the dream.